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10 Hilarious President Robert Mugabe Quotes that Will Make Your Day

President Robert Mugabe In case you are having a very dry and boring day, these are some regular ‘Mugabe Quotes’ that could lighten up the moment  for  you. Enjoy 10 of them and share with friends: 1.  “Some women’s legs are like rumours, they just keep on spreading” . 2.  “It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”. 3.  “If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”. 4.  “Dear sister, don’t be deceived by a man who text you “I miss you” only when it’s raining. You are not an umbrella” . 5.  “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money  he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.” 6.  “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a...